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LilyH16:
    Dear Studio Heart Engine, I must say I am a big fan of this game. See, I’m from Kansas (“Down South” if you will) and the eternainment here is few and far between. I have taken to browsing itch regularly with my dear old auntie, Lily Hworpos (I’m typing for her right now as she doesn’t quite understand modern technology, LOL). Now, to preface this, I must say I’m a big fan of the game. The color palettes are quite nice and very evocative of a nice, peaceful mood. However, my auntie has a few problems with it. First, she let out a horrible, ear-piercing screech when she saw the main character, whom she thought was a virus in her computer. It took her a while to convince her that I was controlling it and it was in no way a virus. However, I am till unable to convince her that the main character is a human woman, as she has no face. Maybe you could giver her just a friendly lil Kansas-style smile in an update, to appease all the other Hworpos out there ;). Also, “them ther bluck goo-lookin critters” (as she puts it) scared her half to death when we first touched it! The character’s disappearance made Auntie’s heart monitor pick up like crazy, so if you could “kindly cleanse them out of the pictures” (her way of saying remove them from the game) we’d be the happiest Kansans on the planet. She would also like you to have a more Christian message in the game (maybe you could replace the main character with The Christ of Nazareth, replace the goo with Judas, and change the game from a platformer to a bible-based story game?). I am only kidding, of course, that would be ridiculous, haha. I’m joking. I am kidding here. But Auntie really wanted you to consider that. If you don’t, no worries, nobody’s gonna be hurt, no need to be worried or call anyone haha LOL.
A big ol chimp-smile from auntie and an oven-baked homemade Kansas tthank you from me,
Annabeth and Lily Hworpos